Dear Dr. Notorious,
Thank you for presenting tomorrow for the HSA event. Just as a reminder the event is from 4:00 pm to 5:30 pm in the conference room. The first 30 minutes will be presentations by the students or HSA members, followed by presentations by our extinguished faculty, such as yourself.
There are so many jokes here that I don't know where to start, so I'll just let my witty commentariat supply the punchlines. But first and foremost, there's this: