No, not like that. Yeesh.
I've just purchased my round-trip ticket to my European research destination. In June. With flight departures at human hours of the day. And only one stop each way.
For around $600.
Oh, and did I mention that I also have an apartment booked and paid up for the entire month of June, dead center of the city, a fifteen minute walk from everywhere I need to be, for only 800 Euros? Yep. I pretty much rock.
((smiles with satisfaction))
Photo is an actual picture of an actual beach where I have been swimming, about 1 hr. from research destination. And yes, the water really does look like that.