Notorious has a deadline.
In less than two months, I'm supposed to have my revisions finished. Problem is, when I agreed to -- nay, proposed! -- that deadline, I neglected to take into account a late finals week, a one-month research trip (in which I got no work at all on the old project done), a one-week visit to parents, and a four-day trip to Fellowship City for a friend's wedding.
As the kids say: OMG.
And as my dissertation advisor, my friend Chimpy, and others** have said: time to Apply Butt to Chair.
**"Others" including Clio Bluestocking, who apparently even sells t-shirts with this exhortation writ upon.